Pimping the stars is his game.  Keeping news out of the papers and or in the papers…he’s at the central vortex of trashy tabloids.

WHat he actually produces or does is mystifying, but more than likely it’s ‘gossip management’ he’s involved in.

Who is this guy?  He’s the CEO of Tesco.  Yup, the supermarket than thinks it can streamline us into ‘value pack’ , ‘tesco brand’ and ‘heinz’ baked beans.  Oh and ‘finest’ baked beans also.

Don’t kind yourself, Tesco is majorly pimping the nation.  By buying key sites back in the 90s such as William Low, it’s managed to have a great future eating up failing supermarket stores and putting your local butcher/fish monger out of business. 

In return, we the consumer eat frozen everything and get the ‘OK’ standard that Tesco produce.  Thankfully, some Jewish guy (hey I love Seinfeld!) came up with M&S so we can get some real food of ‘finest’ quality and not the imitation with the silver packaging.

Pimp on Tesco

The Pimps are in fact a grunge band from the states.  They definitely deserve a plug on this blog as it’s about pimps in a metaphorical sense.

Welcome Gordon, your white cane and fur coat awaits.

Remember the bling jewels too.  Any chance of pulling out of Iraq?  Ah no way mate, I understand, the Saudis will dump all their stocks/shares/property and stick the price of oil up to boot - then civil war.  You got me, ha, ha, ha!

George W Bush - the amount of blood on his hands could fill a billion bath tubs twice over

Uncle Georgey.  The man who receives his orders from an ear piece.  In fact he can’t even find his dick without instructions via his ear mike.

Unsure of what to do, he just went along with what daddy said.  Early in his career he was given a job by Saudi owned oil companies.  He wasn’t successful in his job, but he reported on TV any time he needed to ask something, he could phone the President (his dad).  Very useful to the Saudis.

But the biggest blunder of the Bush consortium was employing Bin Laden to work for them.  As he did for many years, and they trained him how to become a warrior of destruction….oh dear boys, what have you done.

Never mind, the answer will come through your ear mike….

Infiltrating every house and office in the world, Windows and Uncle Bill Gates is an integral part of life.

Yes, his lousy windows crashes here and there, and it’s taken him 10 years to get it stable.

true he brings to the table Microsoft Word and various delights such as that.  But look at his share price - it’s taken a hammering since the late 90s.

And for those who think he’s a saviour…I have one word….MacIntosh